Story Cellar

I said I was going to respond to asks with comics, didn’t I?

*cracks knuckles*

I should get on that.

Wait what do you mean somebody destroyed your life D:
Anonymous

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*~none of that exists here, my lovely~*

*~I am a storyteller who lives in a whimsical cellar~*

*~who said anything about crippling past memories no of course not would you like some tea or how about ask about my new upcoming story shhh~*

…
Gwenivieve.
Love.
Why must you always pull these things when I’m sick. How did you get up there. That shelf is 8 feet off the ground.
…Yes you can hop onto my shoulders to get down. 

Gwenivieve.

Love.

Why must you always pull these things when I’m sick. How did you get up there. That shelf is 8 feet off the ground.

…Yes you can hop onto my shoulders to get down. 

How did I hit 30 followers while I’m on my swineplague illness hiatus

Welcome each and every one of you regardless!!

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Apparently I have a sinus infection

might have to delay a bit longer

aAUAGH

It’s pouring rain out tonight

hey, I'm so sorry but the eclipse was actually last night/ this morning. The next lunar eclipse will be in april but there is actually a partial solar eclipse on the 23rd of October.

Ahem

Yes

Of course

Yes I knew that.

Thank you my listener

*shuffles up remaining dignity and promptly resumes being sick as hell*

BLOODMOON TONIGHT

I DO NOT CARE THAT I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF A DRUGGED UP VOMITING EPISODE

I AM GONNA GO LOOK AT THE MOON RIGHT NOW

*Should’ve known I’d get sick the day I planned to start releasing content*

Apologies listeners! I seem to have caught swineplague and on top of that I took benadryl, naproxen, sudafed, and motrin all within the same 4 hours.

And I don’t think your supposed to do that.

Nonetheless!

I may of hit a snag here in planning but be on the lookout for new content. There’s stuff I’m gonna start posting that I’ve been planning on for years.

Also, all Asks will now be responded to in comic form. So ask me things!!!