Story Cellar

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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AGGRESSIVELY CHANGES TUMBLR CURSOR TO A DRAGON

My cat just coughed up a live spider

I swear she is made of Halloween

The only book/movie flaw that has ever personally insulted me was the fact that Lily’s eyes didn’t match Harry’s.

Roughly 20 years of “you have your mothers eyes” and then THIS

WHY

We all have a secret preference between songs that end on a final note and songs that fade out slowly on a repeat of the chorus

Half of my favorite songs contain messages I hate and IT’S SO SOUL SPLITTING YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

It’s like GOD I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

BUT THAT BASS LINE 

When did ‘Modern Love Story’ turn from “but daddy I love him” to “lets see how much sex we can put in this movie while retaining a TV-14 rating”

Oh my god

I have this big fake fuzzy spider decoration that I like to hang on a tree near my yard

Some woman just walked by it and screamed bloody murder I am in tears

I’M SO SORRY LADY 

Breaking out the decorations with my halloween princess. She’s happy to see her friends again it seems

I once met a butcher who loved tormenting his customers and he told me whenever a new customer came in and asked him to cut them something, he’d come out covered in blood and say “Oh, no, I can’t, I’m not a butcher…Sorry.”